Den sjukaste låten ever! Vad är det för fel på dig Bruno Mars??

För ett tag sedan hade jag en diskussion med tjejerna om den här låten. Om hur fullkomligt störd och sjuk den är. De höll inte med mig! Här kommer beviset!!

"Grenade" by Bruno Mars

Easy come, easy go
That's just how you live, oh
Take, take, take it all,
But you never give
Should of known you was trouble from the first kiss,
Ohh your eyes were open
Why were they open? (ohh det börjar bra... Ja Bruno varför var de öppna??)
Gave you all I had
And you tossed it in the trash
You tossed it in the trash, you did (yeah you did... You really DID!!!)
To give me all your love is all I ever asked,
Cause what you don't understand is
I’d catch a grenade for ya (yeah, yeah, yeah) (Ja det låter lovande)
Throw my hand on a blade for ya (yeah, yeah, yeah) (Ja det är ju fullt normalt)
I’d jump in front of a train for ya (yeah, yeah , yeah) (AJ)
You know I'd do anything for ya (yeah, yeah, yeah)
Oh, oh
I would go through all this pain, (Ja men då får du skylla dig själv)
Take a bullet straight through my brain, (ehhh OK)
Yes, I would die for ya baby;
But you won't do the same (Ehhhh NÄÄÄÄÄÄ)

No, no, no, no
Black, black, black and blue beat me till I'm numb
Tell the devil I said “hey” when you get back to where you're from
Mad woman, bad woman, (Testa att ge fan i att hugga av dig armen och fånga granater om dagarna  så ska du se att det blir bättre!)
That's just what you are, yeah,
You’ll smile in my face then rip the breaks out my car
Gave you all I had
And you tossed it in the trash
You tossed it in the trash, yes you did (Ja då var vi här igen, jag hörde dig första gången)
To give me all your love is all I ever asked
Cause what you don't understand is
I’d catch a grenade for ya (yeah, yeah, yeah)
Throw my hand on a blade for ya (yeah, yeah, yeah)
I’d jump in front of a train for ya (yeah, yeah , yeah)
You know I'd do anything for ya (yeah, yeah, yeah)
Oh, oh
I would go through all this pain,
Take a bullet straight through my brain,
Yes, I would die for ya baby;
But you won't do the same

If my body was on fire, ooh
You’ d watch me burn down in flames
You said you loved me you're a liar
Cause you never, ever, ever did baby...
But darling I’ll still catch a grenade for ya
Throw my hand on a blade for ya (yeah, yeah, yeah)
I’d jump in front of a train for ya (yeah, yeah , yeah)
You know I'd do anything for ya (yeah, yeah, yeah)
Oh, oh
I would go through all this pain,
Take a bullet straight through my brain,
Yes, I would die for ya baby;
But you won't do the same.
No, you won’t do the same,
You wouldn’t do the same,
Ooh, you’ll never do the same,
No, no, no, no

Den här är dock snäppet bättre =)

Vad säger ni nu då? Håller ni med mig?